I’m here!! Man, you’d think it’s been two dinners since I told you what I was doing but it’s been almost five months. I can’t count how many dinners that is. Don’t worry — those people who feed me are still feeding me. That’s a good thing. I’ve been getting taught things they think are important, but for me … naw. I mean, what’s the point when they tell me to “gentle” and chill when that cat goes all zoomies and teases me to chase him. How can a guy chill when that’s going on?
Oh! I got a lot older. First, I got to be a year old. Now I get to be 14 months old. Can you believe it? I can’t. I get treats whenever I get older. I like that. Treats are life, don’t you know?
I go to a place way in the country with mom every week to get more training. The treats are fabulous. I even get to sit in a swimming pool sometimes, which is very good because it’s so hot in the country. I wish we had some of that “snow” that I gobbled down when I was a puppy.
Here’s some pix the humans made of me. I should be in the movies.
… and I’m super good at chewing