Wash me!
I actually really like this stuff
Who’s that?
It’s me! This is my secret to handsomeness. My personal driver took me to Haus Juris today to get washed up and down. You see I’m actually a petite guy underneath, don’t you?
When I’m done, this will be me again:
(By the way, that’s my mat I’m on. Those people here say “mat” and I plop down on it just to make them smile — and make them give me treats!)